That time I met Ronald Jr. Frump and I got rich

So basically, about five months ago, I went to Lost Island for a walk in the forest. I walked for like thirty minutes when suddenly a fat, blond, orange man fell from a tree right in front of me. I helped the man to get up when I realised that he had scars all over his body. I recognized the scars immediatly. Those were scars were made by griffin claws. I asked the man who he was and why he fell from a tree. The man told me he’s called Ronald Jr. Frump, a president from another dimension who had arrived here because of a strange portal that had swallowed him and transported him here.